Nantucket Nantucket #3

Published → Tuesday, September 9, 2014 4:28 PM

There once was a man in Nantucket.
He had a cat.
Well he said, I already have a cat, so maybe I can get a cow. “a cat, a cow – what is the difference really? both start with a c and have 3 letters …”
so the man got a cow.

There once was a man in Nantucket.
He had a cat and a cow.
Which was silly because his apartment had only one bedroom, so this man shared his bed with a cow and a cat.
odd you say?
well maybe it is, but who am I?

There once was a man in Nantucket.
Who slept in the same bed with his cow and his cat.
Funny he taught “I’ve been married for 10 years and this kinda feels familiar”
But his neighbours complained – they said a “cow has no place in an apartment building like theirs”
he argued, stating that they didn’t have anything against his wife in the past.
police was called.
the man lost his cow.

There once was a man in Nantucket
Who had a cat and was crying for his lost cow
Or was it his wife?
he didn’t know.
he only knew that he was sad
and that was that.

There once was a man in Nantucket.